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Pride, greed, probably slutiness, but the greatest sin is geekery! It lives adjacent to that one about worshipping graven images, or something.
Some of you have clearly been doing a lot of gravening lately, as once more the stench of sin permeates our lonely Outpost. You’ve been doing it again, haven’t you? I bet there was touching involved, filth!
Well, now your souls must be cleansed as I was cleansed by a Cambodian boy in a Phnom Penh bath house a moment of spiritual enlightenment. The most reverend Reverend is here to enable you to bare your soul.
With so much sin sloshing around, we shall need a powerful vessel to absorb it all. One who can consume your sin, no matter how much you have. Hark, for the Goddess doth approach, and she seems hungry. Really, really hungry. At least, that is what I think that tongue action means. One of you volunteer to go and find out?
Today’s festival of sin remains brought to you by the letter G. Your movie geekery shall be judged! Today’s confession:
What is the single most “movie geek” thing you have done lately?
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. My recent shameful, sinful geek-gasm was watching a two-hour documentary on the making of Crocodile Dundee and loving every minute of it.
Now, it is over to you sinning Outposters. You must confess. CONFESS!
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