Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Is Already Rebooting

One would think that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a pretty straightforward concept. You’ve got four brothers with distinct personalities, they’re ninjas and turtles. They like to party and they fight the Shredder. Rinse, repeat, cowabunga. But for whatever reason, current rights holders Paramount, just like New Line Cinema