Retro Review: STARCRASH (1978)

Starcrash (1978) is an Italian Star Wars ripoff that stars David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff was born in 1952 when a scientist mixed Errol Flynn DNA with beach sand and vodka. Starcrash catapulted Hasselhoff into Knight Rider, then Baywatch and finally to the very heights of cinema verite itself… Starcrash also stars

RAM Shortage To Hit Home PCs, Consoles

You will own nothing, and you’ll be happy. Or, at least, you will not own the new generation of home PCs and consoles anytime soon. You went and blew it. You people, getting together in cyberspace and talking about things “they” didn’t want you to talk about, destroying their ability

Accidental Expat Film Review

Star rating: 5/5 Writer: Alan Barr Director: Alan Barr Starring: Edgar de Santiago, Enrique Arreola and Fatima Favela Accidental Expat is a brilliant, warm story of a young life upended by politics of the worst kind, and the road to re-building materially, spiritually and emotionally. We meet Raymond, a Mexican-American

Another Go At DARK TOWER?

The Dark Tower stories, by Stephen King, have remained something of a live-action Holy Grail for creatives. Many have tried to adapt it, and all have failed. Their efforts either die in the early stages, usually when some executive says, “I just don’t get it!”, or anything moving forward gets